Anything you can do, I can do better. / I can do any thing better than
you.
No you can’t. / Yes I can.
No you can’t. / Yes I can.
No you can’t. / Yes I can, yes I can.
Anything you can be I can be greater. / Sooner or later, I’m greater than
you.
No, you’re not. / Yes I am.
No you’re not. / Yes I am.
No you’re not. / Yes I am, yes I am.
I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge. / I can get a sparrow with
a bow and arrow.
I can do most anything. / Can you bake a pie?
No. / Neither can I.
Anything you can sing I can sing louder. / I can sing anything louder than
you.
No you can’t. / Yes I can.
No you can’t. / Yes I can.
No you can’t. / Yes I can, yes I can.
Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper. / I can buy anything cheaper than
you.
Fifty cents. / Forty cents.
Thirty cents. / Twenty cents.
No you can’t. / Yes I can, yes I can.
Anything you can dig, I can dig deeper. / I can dig anything deeper than
you.
Thirty feet. / Forty feet.
Fifty feet. / Sixty feet.
No you can’t. / Yes I can, yes I can.
I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker. / I can do it quicker and get
even sicker.
I can live on bread and cheese. / And only on that?
Yes. / So can a rat.
Anything you can reach, I can go higher. / I can sing anything higher than
you.
No you can’t. / Yes I can.
No you can’t. / Yes I can.
No you can’t. / Yes I can, yes I can.
Anyone you can lick, I can lick faster. / I can lick anyone faster than
you.
With your fist? / With my feet.
With your feet? / With an axe.
No you can’t. / Yes I can, yes I can.
Any school where you went, I could be master. / I could be master much faster
than you.
Can you spell. / No I can’t.
Can you add. / No I can’t.
Can you teach. / Yes I can, yes I can.
I could be a racer, quite a steeple chaser. / I can jump a hurdle even with
my girdle.
I can open any safe. / With out being caught?
Yes. / That’s what I thought.
Any note you can hold I can hold longer. / I can hold any note longer than
you.
No you can’t. / Yes I can.
No you can’t. / Yes I can.
No you can’t. / Yes I can, yes I can.
