The Ballad Of John And Yoko The Beatles (#8 in 1969)

Standing in the dock at Southampton, trying to get to Holland or France
The man in the mac said, you've got to go back
You know they didn't even give us a chance

Christ you know it ain't easy, You know how hard it can be
The way things are going, They're going to crucify me
Finally made the plane into Paris, Honeymooning down by the Seine
Peter Brown call to say, you can make it O.K.
You can get married in Gibraltar near Spain
Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton, Talking in our beds for a week
The newspapers said, say what're you doing in bed
I said we're only trying to get us some peace
Saving up your money for a rainy day, giving all your clothes to charity
Last night the wife said, Oh boy when you're dead
you don't take nothing with you but your soul, THINK
Made a lightning trip to Vienna, Eating chocolate cake in a bag
The newspapers said, she's gone to his head
They look just like two coolies in drag
Caught the early plane back to London, Fifty acorns tied in a sack
The men from the press, said we wish you successs
It's good to have the both of you back