Be Our Guest Beauty and the Beast

Be our guest!  Be our guest! Put our service to the test
Tie your napkin ‘round your neck, cherie and we provide the rest
Soup du jour, Hot hors d’oeuvres, Why, we only live to serve
Try the grey stuff, It’s delicious, Don’t believe me? Ask the dishes
They can sing, They can dance, After all, Miss, this is France
And a dinner here is never second best
Go on, unfold your menu, Take a glance and then you’ll
Be our guest, Oui, our guest, Be our guest
Beef ragout, Cheese soufflé, Pie and pudding “en flambé”
We’ll prepare and serve with flair, A culinary cabaret!
You’re alone, And you’re scared, But the banquet’s all prepared
No one’s gloomy or complaining, While the flatware’s entertaining
We tell jokes, I do tricks, With my fellow candlesticks, And it’s all in perfect taste
That you can bet, Come on and lift your glass, You’ve won your own free pass
To be out guest, If you’re stressed, It’s fine dining we suggest
Be our guest!, Be our guest!, Be our guest!
Get your worries off your chest, Let us say for your entree
We’ve an array; may we suggest:, Try the bread! Try the soup!, When the croutons loop de loop
It’s a treat for any dinner, Don’t belive me? Ask the china
If you’re stressed, it’s, fine dining we suggest!
Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!
It’s a guest!, It’s a guest!
Sakes alive, well I’ll be blessed!
Wine’s been poured and thank the Lord, I’ve had the napkins freshly pressed
With dessert, She’ll want tea, And my dear that’s fine with me
While the cups do their soft-shoein’, I’ll be bubbling, I’ll be brewing
I’ll get warm, Piping hot, Heaven’s sakes! Is that a spot?
Clean it up! We want the company impressed
We’ve got a lot to do!, Is it one lump or two?
For you, our guest!, She’s our guest!, She’s our guest!, She’s our guest!
Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!
Life is so unnerving / For a servant who’s not serving
He’s not whole without a soul to wait upon
Ah, those good old days when we were useful, Suddenly those good old days are gone
Ten years we’ve been rusting, Needing so much more than dusting
Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills
Most days we just lay around the castle, Flabby, fat and lazy
You walked in and oops-a-daisy!
Be our guest! Be our guest! Our command is your request
It’s been years since we’ve had anybody here, And we’re obsessed
With your meal, With your ease, Yes, indeed, we aim to please
While the candlelight’s still glowing, Let us help you, We’ll keep going
Course by course, One by one, ‘Til you shout, "Enough! I’m done!"
Then we’ll sing you off to sleep as you digest, Tonight you’ll prop your feet up
But for now, let’s eat up
Be our guest!, Be our guest!, Be our guest!
Please, be our guest!