If you’re ever in jam, here I am.
If you’re ever in a mess, S.O.S.
If you ever feel so happy you land in jail, I’m your bail.
It’s Friendship, Friendship, just a perfect blendship.
When other friendships have been forgot
Ours will still be hot.
Lahdle ahdle ahdle, dig, dig, dig.
If you’re ever up a tree, ‘Phone to me.
If you’re ever down a well, ring my bell.
If you ever lose your teeth and you’re out to dine, borrow mine.
It’s Friendship, Friendship, just a perfect blendship.
When other friendships have been forgate
Ours will still be great.
Lahdle ahdle ahdle, chuck, chuck, chuck.
If they ever black your eyes, put me wise.
If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose.
If they ever put a bullet through your brain, I’ll complain.
It’s Friendship, Friendship. Just a perfect blendship.
When other friendships have been forgit,
Ours will still be it,
Lahdle ahdle ahdle, hep, hep, hep.
