Nicely:
I got the horse right here!
The name is Paul Revere, and here's a guy that says
if the weather's clear,
Can do, can do; This guy says the horse can do.
If he says the horse can do, can do, can do.
For Paul Revere I'll bite I hear his foot's all right.
Of course, it all depends if it rained last night.
Likes mud, likes mud; This "X" means the horse likes
mud.
If that means the horse likes mud, likes mud, likes
mud.
I tell you Paul Revere! Now this is no bum steer;
It's a handicapper that's real sincere. Can do, can
do;
This guy says the horse can do, If he says the horse
can do, can do, can do.
Paul Revere! I got the horse right here!
Benny:
I'm picking Valentine, 'Cause on the morning line,
The guy has got him figured at five to nine.
Has chance, has chance, This guy says the horse has
chance.
If he says the horse has chance, has chance, has chance.
I know it's Valentine. The morning works look fine.
Besides, the jockey's brother's a friend of mine.
Needs race, needs race; My friend says the horse needs
race.
If he says the horse needs race, Needs race, needs race.
I go for Valentine, 'Cause on the morning line,
The guy has got him figured at five to nine.
Has chance, has chance, This guy says the horse has
chance.
Valentine! I got the horse right here!
Rusty:
But look at Epitaph: He wins it by a half,
According to this here in the Telegraph. Big threat,
big threat; This guy calls the horse big threat.
If he calls the horse big threat, big threat, big threat.
And just a minute, boys, I've got the feedback noise.
It says the great-grandfather was Equipoise.
Shows class, shows class; This guy says the horse shows
class.
If he says the horse shows class, shows class, shows
class.
So make it Epitaph; He wins it by a half
According to this here in the Telegraph.