I Am The Walrus The Beatles

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly like Lucy in the Sky
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the sun to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you've been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long
 
    I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
    I am the walrus, Goo goo g' joob

 
Mr. city policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, See how they run, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying

Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife
Pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
   Chorus
 
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't shine you get a tan from standing in the English rain
   Chorus
 
Expert, texpert choking smokers don't you think the joker laughs at you
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide, I'm crying
Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe
   Chorus
 
Goo goo g' joob, Goo goo g' joob, Goo goo g' goo, goo goo g' joob goo
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