I'll Ask This Guy

Parody of Billy Joel's Don't Ask Me Why

I've been driving on the wrong thru-way
Missed the exit when I blinked
Back and forth right through the same old place
Wond'rin' what it is I think

I need some answers
Can't take my chances
I'll ask this guy

Spending life in this long traffic line
Waiting calmly to retreat
Don't remember once seeing that sign
Don't remember the damn street
I need some answers
Can't take my chances
I'll ask this guy

You could say my stupid car
Just drove me down the street
And I am only acting like there's a fire
But think of the victims and the accidents I'd leave
But driving through them's only my desire

Need to find another cheap motel
'Cause it seems I need some sleep
Growing angry, maybe time will tell
If I could get off of this street

I need some answers
Can't take my chances
I'll ask this guy

Back in Queens I planned my route on file
Now my hope has gone away
Getting through them, that may take a while
'Cause I'm still on the Thru-way

I need some answers
Can't take my chances
I'll ask this guy

I'll ask this guy