I'm A Lonely Little Petunia (In An Onion Patch) 
Used in Six Feet Under

Of all the saddest words
That I have ever heard
The saddest is the story
Told me by a bird
He had spent about and hour
Chatting with a flower
And here ís the tale the flower told. Oh!

   I'm a lonely little petunia in an onion patch,
   An onion patch, an onion patch
   I'm a lonely little petunia in an onion patch
   And all I do is cry all day
   Boo hoo, boo hoo
   The air ís so strong it takes my breath away
   I'm a lonely little petunia in an onion patch,
   Oh won't you come and play with me

Who put me in this bed?
I'll bet his face is red
I call him down with every teardrop that I shed
If I only had him here
I'd take him by the ear
And make him share my misery 
Chorus

My nerves begin to crack, each time time I see a track
Made by a kitty with a stripe right on his back.
If he'd ever stop by me,
I think I'd rather be,
A dead petunia, wouldn't you? Oh! 
Chorus