I’m as corny as Kansas in August, I’m as normal as blueberry pie
No more a smart little girl with no heart
I have found me a wonderful guy
I am in a conventional dither
With a conventional star in my eye
And you will note there’s a lump in my throat
When I speak of that wonderful guy
I’m as trite and as gay as a daisy in May
A cliche coming through
I’m romantic and bright as a moon at the night
Pouring light on the dune
I’m as corny as Kansas in August,
High as a flag on the Fourth of July
If you’ll excuse an expression I use
I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love
I’m in love I’m in love with a wonderful guy!
