It Couldn't Please Me More Kander and Ebb, Cabaret

FrДulein Schneider:
    If you bought me diamonds
    If you bought me pearls
    If you bought me roses
    Like some other gents
    Might bring to other girls
    It couldn't please me more
    Than the gift I see
    A pineapple for me

Herr Schultz:
    If in your emotion you began to sway
    When to get some in
    Or drab a chin to keep from thinking dirt away
    It couldn't please me more
    Than to see you claim
    To the pineapple blame

Both:
    Ah ah ah ah ah ah
FrДulein Schneider:
    I can hear Hawaiian breezes blow
Both:
    Ah ah ah ah ah ah
Herr Schultz:
    It's from California
FrДulein Schneider:
    Even so!

    How am I to thank you?
Herr Schultz:
    Kindly let it pass.
FrДulein Schneider:
    Would you like a slice?
Herr Schultz:
    That might be nice,
    But frankly it would give me gas.
FrДulein Schneider:
    Then we should leave it here,
    Not to eat, but see
Both:
    A pineapple -
FrДulein Schneider:
    For me.
Herr Schultz:
    From me.

Both:
    Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
    Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
FrДulein Schneider:
    But you must not bring me any more pineapples. It's through, you hear?
    It's not proper. It's a gift the young man must present to his lady love
    It makes me blush -
Herr Schultz:
    But no one, no one in all Berlin is more deserving. If I could I would fill
    An entire room with pineapples -

Both:
    A pineapple -
Herr Schultz:
    For you -
FrДulein Schneider:
    From you -
Both:
    Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
    Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
FrДulein Schneider:
    Ah ah -
    By now I think I must lie down for a few minutes, my head is spinning.
Herr Schultz:
    So, good evening Frдulein!
FrДulein Schneider:
    Good evening, Herr Schultz.
    I'm overwhelmed!