Short People Randy Newman (#2 in 1977)

Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason to live
 
They got little hands, and little eyes
And they walk around, tellin' great big lies
They got little noses, And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes, On their nasty little feet
 
    Well I don't want no Short People
    Don't want no Short People
    Don't want no Short People round here

 
Short People are just the same as you and I  (A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers until the day they die  (It's A Wonderful World)
 
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People  got nobody to love
 
They got little baby legs, and they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up, Just to say hello
They got little cars that got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers and dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
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