Too Fat Polka

Too Fat Polka

Arthur Godfrey (1947)

Here's a silly ditty, you can sing it right away,
Now here is what you say, so sing it while you may.
Here's a silly jingle, you can sing it night or noon
Here's the words, that's all you need 'cause I just sang the tune: Oh!

    I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me.
    She's too fat for me, She's too fat for me.
    I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me.
    She's too fat, she's too fat, she's too fat for me.

I get dizzy, I get num-bo
When I'm dancing, with my Jum-Jum-Jum-bo. Chorus

She's a two-some, She's a four-some
If she'd lose some, I would like her more-some. Chorus

Can she prance up a hill? No! No! No! No! No!
Can she dance a quadrille? No! No! No! No! No!
Does she fit in my coupe? By herself she's a group.
Could she possibly sit upon my knee?
No! No! No! Oh!    Chorus