Two Ladies Kander and Ebb, Cabaret

M.C. and Girls: Bee-dle-dee bee-dle-dee dee,

Bee-dle-dee bee-dle-dee dee,

Bee-dle-dee bee-dle-dee bee-dle-dee bee-dle-dee dee.

Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee.
M.C.: Two ladies.
Girls: Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee.
M.C.: Two ladies.
Girls: Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee.
M.C.: And I'm the only man, ja!
Girls: Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee.
M.C.: I like it.
Girls: Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee.
M.C.: They like it.
Girls: Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee.
M.C.: This two for one!


M.C. and Girls: Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee.
Girls: Two ladies.
M.C.: Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee.
Girls: Two ladies.
M.C.: Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee.
Girls: And he's the only man,
M.C.: ja!

Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee.
Girls: He likes it.
M.C.: Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee.
Girls: We like it.
M.C.: Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee.
Girls: This two for one!
Girl 1: I do the cooking
Girl 2: And I make the bed
M.C.: I go out daily to earn our daily bread.

But we've one thing in common
Girl 1: He,
M.C.: She
Girl 2: And me,
Girl 1: The key,
Girl 2: The key,
M.C.: The key.

Eins,
Girl 2: Zwei,
Girl 1: Drei,
M.C. and Girls: Los!
Girls: Oooh! Oooh! Oooh!
M.C.: We switch partners daily

To play as he please,
Girl 1: Twosie beats onsie,
M.C.: But nothing beats threes.

I sleep in the middle,
Girl 2: I'm left,
Girl 1: And I'm right.
M.C.: But there's room on the bottom

If you drop in some night!
M.C. and Girls: Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee.

Two ladies.

Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee.

Two ladies.

Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee.
M.C.: And he's the only man, ja!
Girls: Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee.
M.C.: I like it.
Girls: Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee.
M.C.: They like it.
Girls: Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee.
M.C.: This two for one!
Girls: Bee-dle-dee bee-dle-dee bee-dle-dee bee-dle-dee dee!