Why Don’t We Get Drunk?      Jimmy Buffett

I really do appreciate the fact you’re sittin’ here,
Your voice sounds so wonderful but your face don’t look so clear.
So barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew.
Honey, why don’t we get drunk and screw?

    Why don’t we get drunk and screw?
    I just bought a water bed, It’s filled up for me and you.
    They say you are a snow queen.  Honey, I don’t think that’s true.
    So why don’t we get drunk and screw?
    Yeah now, baby, I said, why don’t we get drunk and screw?